By Barb Shelly, Kansas City Star editorial page columnist

"Deficits are wrong, high taxes are wrong, federal stimulus is wrong."

So says Doug Hoffman, the conservative candidate who just might get elected to Congress tomorrow after a special election in New York's 23rd District.

That outcome would thrill tea partiers and Sarah Palin, among others. And the upstate New York district is one that embraces the "traditional" Republican values -- small government, free markets -- that Hoffman espouses.

Except when it doesn't.

Like a lot of rural areas, upstate New York is barely hanging on. The 23rd Congressional District pretty much survives on three sources of jobs: dairy (government subsidized); the Fort Drum Army base (government dependent); and the St. Lawrence Seaway lock system (government run).

If Hoffman wins, it's going to be interesting to see how his anti-government philosophy plans out in a region whose lifeline is no other than the federal government. As a former denizen of upstate New York, I can tell you that private industry wont' be beating a path to the North Country, no matter how low the taxes.

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