George Harris KC Star Reader Advisory Panel

Someone, please tell me what I’m missing.

In his letter to the editor today (July 7, 2009) Jim Griggs of Stilwell, Kansas complains that his insurance company began charging higher co-pays unless he uses their “distant, faceless, centralized pharmacy.”

He submitted a prescription, and when it arrived ten days later, it was the wrong dosage. After “going through a veritable maze of phone options” he finally reached a live person but couldn’t persuade him that there was a mistake. He offered to fax a copy of the prescription, but the faceless worker wouldn’t give a fax number.

He concludes, “My choice of pharmacy had been removed, it took longer to get my prescription, the amount was incorrect, and I didn’t save any money.”

Then, he offers a mind numbing, bonk your head non sequitur: “Is this a simple illustration of how the future of health care will be, should President Obama’s national program become a reality?”

Earth to Jim: This is a simple illustration of how your private insurance company is now.

Jim’s letter was timely because my insurance company is touting a mail order pharmacy option, which they claim would save me money. I can’t see how it would, and so far I have continued to use a local drug store, where the pharmacist always asks if I have any questions.

Once, in reply I asked the pharmacist, “What is the meaning of life?” She smiled politely, and I guessed she might have heard this before, but who knows. Maybe some people like non sequiturs, and some don’t.

I’d say Jim’s question is at least as much of a non sequitur as mine, and arguably much funnier. On the other hand, if we have to argue about it, all the humor is gone anyway.

While we’re arguing, I’d point out to Jim that he didn’t actually lose his “choice” of pharmacies. His company didn’t prohibit the use of a local pharmacy, and he concluded the mail-in option didn’t save money anyway. So then what’s the problem. Jim should just use his local pharmacy.

Maybe Jim thinks President Obama’s proposal would require mail-order prescriptions. But he’d be wrong. The president’s proposal allows people to keep their current insurance if they’re satisfied with it. Jim could choose to keep his insurance with its voice mail hell and faceless bureaucrats if he wants to.

So, please help me. What am I missing?

Is Jim so anti-Obama and anti-government that he can’t believe there might be an option that some would prefer over the private insurance company he wrote to complain about?

Would Jim vote to deprive the rest of us the option of avoiding his insurance company’s faceless bureaucracy?

Will Governor Palin and Governor Sanford team up to host a Governors Gone Wild radio call-in talk show?

Sorry, I kind of like non sequiturs.