By Yael T. Abouhalkah, Kansas City Star Editorial Page columnist

Organizers of the KC area "tea parties" on Wednesday are ready for people to mock their cause. If I could figure out what that cause is, I might join in.

But what are the tea parties really all about?

-- Taxes are too high?

Wow, now that's a bandwagon to jump on. No one's ever made that accusation before.

-- Congress is spending wildly?

Again, I've never heard that contention in 25 years of writing about government. That's a new issue, something worth writing a congressperson about.

-- The nation's federal debt is crippling our future?

OK, now that one has my attention. It's a real problem for my kids. But wait a minute. Didn't those wonderful Republican politicians pump up the deficit and the debt during the years they controlled the presidency and Congress earlier this decade? Yes, they did.

But now that the Obama administration and Democrats are pushing through bills that will increase the deficit, "debt" has become a four-letter word for the GOP and arch conservatives.

If you can't make it to a tea party on Wednesday, I will summarize the rhetoric that will be heard: Taxes, spending and the nation's debt are too high.

There, that just saved you two hours of your time right there.