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Last Minute Christmas Gift Ideas for That Special Teacher

Midwest Voices contributing columnist: Tim Tankard

The Kansas City Star

Still not quite sure what to get your child’s teacher for Christmas this year? If you live in Missouri, let me suggest a nice Walther PPS 9mm. Or if money is not an object, the Colt 45 1911 model is a proven peacemaker.

Sure beats another batch of oatmeal cookies.

Comments

  1. 5 months, 4 weeks ago

    I’d take the cookies — as long as they have chocolate chips.

    Can you just picture a teacher going to the bathroom and a 6-year old finding a gun in her desk? What fun.

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