10 Reasons to Vote for Mitt Romney
10) Taxes: If you make more than $250K a year, voting for Mitt Romney is a no-brainer. Unless you enjoy giving your money away to freeloaders.
9) Health Care: Americans take care of themselves. If you’ve lost your insurance or have a “pre-existing condition”, is that the government’s problem?
8) Candy: Did you have fewer Halloween trick-or-treaters at your house last week? You can thank Michelle Obama for that. Democrats would prefer that we all hand out broccoli.
7) Guns: They say Obama hasn’t done anything to get our guns, but we all know he’s just biding his time, waiting for that second term. Just ask the Russians.
6) Religious Faith: We may never know if Obama is secretly a Muslim, but we do know that his tolerance for gay and women’s rights is an affront to fundamental Christian values.
7) Keeping Your Money: Forced to hide your investments in offshore accounts to avoid paying your federal taxes? Romney feels your pain.
4) Role of Government: Let’s be honest, who do you trust to look out for your best interests? Big Government or Big Business? (How about Big Bird?)
3) Political Gridlock: As the governor of Massachusetts, Romney worked with a Democratic legislature to pass such things as healthcare reform in his home state. Though he regrets that now, it does show he can get things done.
2) Climate Change: At the Republican convention Romney said: “Obama is pledging to slow the rise of the oceans and heal the planet. My promise is to help you and your family.” Sure we all hate floods, but families do come first.
1) The Kansas City Chiefs: As president, Romney has promised that on “day one” he will implement a five-pint plan to fix the Chiefs and restore them to their days of national glory. That’s no joke.
Gene Bridges
7 months, 2 weeks agoFive pints will make a dent in any problem, at least temporarily. Some Chiefs fans may have already tried it.
Brandon Lewis
7 months, 2 weeks agoAfter reading the above top 10, I’m changing my vote from Obama to Romney. He’s one of a kind.
William R. Nelson
7 months, 2 weeks ago11) From those uber-right wing nuts at CNN: I’m young, female and voting for Mitt Romney.
Phil Cardarella
7 months, 2 weeks agoSadly, many of the folks who will vote for Mitt have reasons about as rational.
Phil Cardarella
7 months, 2 weeks agoMark Hastert
7 months, 2 weeks agoAnother reason is that you’ll never have reason to stay mad at Mitt for long. He’s a different Mitt every couple of days. The real irony would be if he turned out to me a moderate Democrat after all. Wouldn’t that just frost their cupcakes?
Steven Fetter
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7 months, 2 weeks agoPhil, let me have the esteemed Democrats, Harry Reid, Bill Clinton and Joe Biden complete your last thought.
Obama is clean and articulate. He could be successful due to his light skin appearance and speaking patterns with no Negro dialect, unless he wanted one. He would have been getting us coffee a few years ago.
George Hunsucker
Northland
7 months, 2 weeks agoAnother interjection of race by the left….
Mark Hastert
7 months, 2 weeks ago“Another interjection of race by the left”
Ya know GH? I don’t think you even read the posts anymore. That was Steven who brought up those old out of context quotes.
If your guy loses tomorrow, and it’s increasingly likely he will, it will be the fault of the right wing of your own party more that anything else. Romney had to adopt your extreme positions to get through the primaries and it wasn’t until he disavowed you that his chances in the general election improved (sadly for him, too late). Sooner or later it will occur to the rest of the party that, despite all the Koch et al money, they’re going to have to do the same if the Republican party is to be viable. A party of old white men can’t survive in a mocha America of men and women. Your Republican party is over. A new party will emerge that espouses an inclusive conservative message…. but it may take a generation.
Reagan is dead! Long live Reagan!